11 November 2006
"The American people have put their feet on the right path by ... realizing their president's betrayal in supporting Israel...so they voted for something reasonable in the last elections." - Unnamed Al-Qaida leader
The winners in the latest election? Al-Qaida. They have made it abundantly clear they support the Democrats foreign policy.
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