I Knew it!
19 December 2006
The Onion*—America's finest news source—has a story on Al Gore's attempt to warm the planet in order to increase his profits from An Inconvenient Truth.
One the techniques Gore has used involved buying a Cadillac Escalade SUV and "us[ing] his new gas-guzzler to make short trips to the grocery store, [and] he also left the vehicle running 24 hours a day in the driveway of his Tennessee home with the air-conditioning on full-blast."
I am still not entirely sure that humans are capable of forcing tempature change, but if they are—and Al Gore has—thank you. It's December in Philadelaphia and I have yet to deal with ice and snow problems and my gas bill is tiny.
*I am aware that the Onion is satire. Are you?
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